“Are we playing them at home next Saturday or trying to destroy them in ‘Mass Effect VI’?”

“The Popeye’s Chicken Sandwich” continues the tradition of threatening yet endangered items

More universities need to have ominous sounding names, "The Spire," "The Catacombs," "Arby's," etc.

There is an easy and foolproof way to get students to come to early season, non-conference games... Schedule actual good teams from real conferences.

Privacy concerns assuaged by guy who thinks your phone can't be tracked when it's off or in airplane mode. 

Ha!

I appreciate these two being adjacent in my feed.

Clever way to track white supremacist movements. 

Last thing I need is the university thinking I took a 3 hour shit just because I passed out on the toilet again.

Pfft. What do you think the University of Alabama is? A place of higher education?

Guessing you probably don't earn points for going to class or the library.

lol

Biden was an unmitigated disaster. Oh my god, why oh why is he still winning in the polls? He was a rambling incoherently; so much so that I actually became embarrassed for him. Please America, come to your senses!

Signing your posts with another dumb screenname is dumb.

Or an intern. Seen several iterations of that thought on twitter.

He snapped at him as though he was a common staffer!

Right, because if there’s one thing we’ve learned about the American electorate, it’s that we demand our presidential candidates speak with absolute intelligence and at all times articulate nuanced policy without error.

I fully understand why he didn’t run.

Biden’s time to run was 2016 when EVERY democrat wanted him to.  The only reason we had Bernie v Hillary is because Joe decided to take some time off.  He does not get to come back to the table and expect a seat when he is directly responsible for putting us in this position to begin with.