Remarkably stupid blog post, you’re welcome.

So read AV Club’s reviews then, problem solved.

This sucks. Because we all know how this ends. The Jags go to the Super Bowl — which is somehow -still- won on an obscure technicality by the goddamn Patriots.

BUT WHICH NIGHT GRONK CATCH IT?!

This is just some bullshit concocted by the braintrust over at Gillette Stadium to give their fans another opportunity to feel like, when the inevitable Patriots victory comes, THEY were the true underdogs the whole time. They overcame adversity through sheer GRIT and SCRAPPINESS and goddamnit they DESERVE another…

Oh there’s nothing questionable about Gronk’s chlamydia.

C’mon, everybody is making up names this year. Don’t even try to tell me “Case Keenum” and “Blake Bortles” are real people. I know how the NFL empire works. It’s obvious they are just cross-promotional tie-ins as minor characters from The Last Jedi.

THE JAGS ARE GOING TO THE SUPER BOWL.

Next Monday: “ What a move by Bellichick to reactivate 75 year old 4 foot 10 inch Doug Flutie who went on to throw for 450 yards and 4 touchdowns.”

“Early in my career I tried using a glove ... It didn’t go too well. I think it’s better without.”

Reaction 1: Brady is actually fine and this is a trick to give the Jaguars false confidence before this weekend

STOP! STOP WITH THIS!

Great sentence, but ... what?

X-37B can really be seen as the product of what we learned with STS.

Pretty sure F9 already has a higher flight success rate than STS - plus you can fly a dozen Falcons for what an STS flight cost. STS was holding us back, and it was negligently badly designed - the vehicle as it existed was never meant to be more than a short live tech demonstrator that evolved into a safe long term…

Well, the satellite obviously got torn/ripped off the nose of the rocket as it passed by the flat edge of the Earth where gravity takes a 90° bend. Torsional stresses, no doubt.

Fuck it. I say we go out and tailgate in Orchard Park next weekend anyway. We are the Free Folk, and we will not be told when our season is over by some lickspittle kneeler from below the Wall.

That is the UCF 2017 Undefeated National Champions that went 13-0 and beat the team that beat both of the teams in the BCS Bowl, thank you very much.

A frustrating end to the season for the table geniuses of Bills Mafia. So long friends.