Or in 2018!

Don’t worry, the Tallahassee PD investigated and said everything checked out.

Orenthal James Winston

This is what happens when you eat too many Ls.

I’m starting to think that all that talk of Jameis being a mature and stable man might not have been true, guys.

Have you ever heard about Lando’s little maneuver at the battle of Tanaab?

That thought crossed my mind too. “Vice Admiral, where’s your Admiral’s uniform?”.

Unobtanium is, molecularly, very similar to Placeholderite.

When the plucky band of misfits with tiny, beaten-up shitmobiles can’t actually defeat the vastly superior technology of their evil foes and have to, like, sneak out the back.

Cool article! You should definitely understand the context though, which is that a highly paid football player was walking off the field (after getting ejected for acting like a child!), was getting yelled at by opposing fans (which is totally their right!), then deviated from leaving the field to go yell at them…

I knew about the audio descriptions (they’re nice for watching TV in bed), but I didn’t think about using them on mobile like that. Do they let you listen with the screen off? I assumed turning the screen off would pause the video.

MOONRAKER II: ELECTRIC CAR BOOGALOO

Good thing this is “Kotaku” and not “Things That Tekton Cares About”.

with great power comes great responsibility 

Putting your own oxygen mask on before assisting others with their oxygen masks on a plane, is a very Satanic thing to do.

AIRLINES ARE SATANIC!!! Confirmed.

*PENIS SOMEHOW ELECTED PRESIDENT