I’m someone who was recommended this show by several friends, have tried to get into three different times, and never made it past the third episode. My mind just wanders off. A personal failing on my part, I’m sure.

That was his mom.

Andy’s dad left. Simple as that. Pixar has always been about being relatable, and that scenario is relatable to a huge percentage of Pixar fans. If Disney let the line “Dad’s leave, no need to be a pussy about it” into one of their movies, I think it’s safe to let the concept stand. Why take that away from so many…

Of every war, conflict, or world-changing event in our history, WWII is the one whose lasting effects shouldn’t be referred to as “fallout” in a non-metaphorical sense.

I was gonna comment that no one ever called these things carts, what the heck kind of moron slang is that? And then like ten other people did it in the comments, totally naturally, and now I’m wondering if maybe I wasn’t as cool in middle school as I thought I was...

See, all you naysaying naysayers who claim Apple isn’t innovative anymore? Look at this! This brazen copy of Alexa and Google creepy digital assistant modules is an Apple product...that isn’t white! How’s that for innovation, negative Nellies?

Tokyo Comic-Con is going to be sooo bad for my heart this year...all those Japanese Wonder Womans running around.

I was a child of the late 80s/early 90s, so I consumed Star Wars EU books like virgin sacrifices; if I didn’t get a fresh one at least once every three months, I found myself destroying a village or poisoning that season’s crops. But I only ever read one Star Trek novel. It was called Balance of Power, and I remember…

WTF? It sounds like an explosive Taco Tuesday event.

“Have any of the Sleazebagganos gone on to be doctors, lawyers, prominent Senators?”

When I watch Star Wars: The Clone Wars on Netflix, it helpfully tells me that the show is available until June 7. But it’s not on the list. Where does the information come from?

Galactus is the Force’s father, and midichlorians are just his immortal sperm.

Whoa, whoa, whoa...this seems fishy, sure, but what he said was “I don’t know that I knew him,” which is the absolute truth, because the man doesn’t know anything. He thinks people don’t ask why the Civil War started. He thinks you have to be Einstein to understand what “digital” is. He thinks the yellow crayon tastes…

“And don’t try to pronounce that.” Except, she just did, it would only be a problem if she showed it to him in print. Is she aware that she’s a comic book character and everything she says is in a speech bubble?

Arguments about color aside, the first thing that struck me was that it looks like SyFy XD and will be moving up a cable package. Maybe they’ll get a new Star Wars show that I also can’t watch.

Hmmm...I had thought that genetically engineering my Super Orcas (PP) with an artificial dependency on squalene would ensure they couldn’t survive in the wild.

I get the feeling that Star Wars “superfans” aren’t all that pretty. Also, you’d think a “superfan” wouldn’t flub the father line.

No you don’t. Be true to yourself, LOL.

I apologize for not reading anything below the spoiler warning line, but that being said, are these YA novels? Because that seems to be the general direction that the books have gone since the EU reboot, except for Chuck Wendig’s trilogy and Thrawn (hopefully, I haven’t gotten it from the library yet).

I love how well they used the CGI to make James Franco look younger, even though it’s 15 years later.