White friendship is putting Bugles on your fingers and pretending to scratch each other's faces.

I have not ever met a any person of any race who thinks it's okay for someone over 21 to date someone under 18.

Who would DARE talk negatively about Weird Al?

Dammit I fell for it, too.

Kids under 10 don't deserve to have to see this. Yes, there wasn't just teen girls in the store, there were kids and even babies. What's your point?

It was in front of a dress store in front of young girls and their mothers.

Yay my area made it to Jezebel! Lol

For his sake I hope he's forever angry, then. I don't find him attractive, but to each their own.

Tabasco? In guacamole? That's as bad as putting sour cream in it.

Ah, Hollywood.

I can understand the Monsanto hate, but if your hate leans on conspiracy theories, like her, Alex Jones, and all their followers, they're wrong. We've tried to show the facts the nice way and the mean way. They're stubborn.

And then there's the constant hypocrisy she's shown on her own posts. One day she'll denounce a certain chemical as dangerous. Months later, she'll link to a product sponsoring her that has that ingredient in their product. She tells you to stay away from carcinogens all the while going on nice vacations and posting…

I'm so glad Ferd Berb has made it to Jezebel for me to criticize.

I think your execs have more to worry about than what the guy drinks. I think they'd be happy with whatever makes him a productive and happy employee.

Maybe he's comfortable with the fact that he doesn't give a fuck what you think he consumes. I'm on his team. I'll drink chocolate milk wherever and whenever.

Isn't horchata really sweet rice water?

I drink a cup of chocolate milk daily just for my pleasure. After reading this, I'll drink another in your honor.

Me, too. Blatant hate mixed with yummy foods. 5/5 for this girl.

Well it can't be any worse than Strange Magic.

Her dress was beautiful!