Stephen King novel that hits you close to home because your dad and Grandpa worked on the assembly lines in Detroit (Well Dearborn, but still).

Thanks! Now I have a decent playlist for my birthday next week.

Can the Internet be the hero we need once again to find this man? I’ve got to know where he is.

This should really be the ending theme of 2016.

Michigan is more “sandals in the winter, Uggs in the summer” trash.

What do we expect. He's literally THE GAME, and every other man just lost it.

I saw this in theaters and loved it. He did a great job and the movie itself threw me back to when I was obsessed with Hitchcock, whom I feel would be proud of this movie because they totally had him in mind.

Then why not just say that? Everyone has been saying it already (because it needs to be said). Why crap on a guy who just wants to work?

Counterpoint: Just Friends. A movie I could watch again and again. He needs to stick to that kind of humor, and there’s evidence they did so with this Deadpool movie. He needs to realize he’s a one genre kind of actor, though.

Please let it be known that some business men in Petoskey got together to donate water to Flint. It may not be as much as Cher, and they may not be as well known, but it's nice to be reminded that Michiganders take care of their own when it matters.

Just keep looking at those flowers. Ignore Carol.

Counterpoint: without Goofy, we 90's kids wouldn’t have Max, which means we wouldn’t have Goofy Movie, which means we never would have the leaning tower of cheese-a.

We should call ourselves the Baby Bears, because everything is just right with us.

Has it been discussed already how fucking gorgeous the real woman from the Arbore tribe is? Holy fuck. And her eyes are crazy awesome.

A regular wash cloth is fine and safe. Also:

I’m no longer living in the state so I looked this up and saw that he FIRST declared the state a safe haven, then backtracked, THEN said, “Okay, how about just Troy, then?”

As a former sugar scrub user, STOP! It is scratching and tearing your skin. I learned this the hard way.

The governor of Michigan has declared The city of Troy a refugee safe haven. A scientist from Syria who watched his entire family get killed has been given a home there to stay. Of course, the racist hicks of Michigan are up in arms, and getting armed.

All the Chivebros on Chive are going to be pissed about this. I can't wait.