I went to school with a girl like this. She tried to make my life miserable. If you've ever read/watched "Peach Girl" she was the Sae to my Momo.

Prison will do that to you.

I DECLARE A GIF WAR!

Yes, and a lot like Robin Williams, I tried to hide a lot of my sadness behind humor. No one ever knew.

Lauren Morelli and Samira.... What a beautiful couple.

I didn't think this would even get noticed. I'm glad I'm not alone in this and thank you everyone for the hugs and postive words. I've been this way since age seven, or probably even earlier than that as my mind has pushed out a lot of memories from what was a shifty childhood (not the fault of my parents,…

I struggle with clinical depression. The only reason I'm alive is because of my daughter.

Yes we definitely had to see that. Very pretty!

Me today:

Me and my Lisa Frank-loving self in the 90's:

if you end up in terminal two, dear god take yourself down to the candy store. They have all the classics, even candy cigarettes. They also sell these delicious chocolate covered espresso beans.

God where do I begin with Denver? The three times I was there I was immediately rushing to the next plane despite purposely making sure I had a two hour layover at least to eat and regroup with my kid. They always said, "Yep, that's Denver airport for you." They push people out way too fast.

with dungeons!

No no no no. You must have never been to the Denver airport. Detroit is a breeze for me every time.

Okay, I have two different stories. Both take place at the McDonald's I worked at in high school.

I don't think a prostitute in 1800's London would be worried about keepin her shawl clean of jizz.

Oh, please. They'll never know. Even Charles Dodgson aka Lewis Carroll was a suspect at one point.

I have never liked ketchup. It's too sweet for being squished up tomatoes.