Fuck ketchup. I had carne asada fries and I'm never going back.

"I'm not giving up on them, I'm just saying convert them or kill them. One or the other."

Am I the only kid that was turned off by microwave foods as a kid? Hot pockets, pizza rolls, kid kuisine, and the like made me want to barf. I was cooking my own meals by age 9 and was really into Asian and Italian foods at the time.

The only microwaved food allowed in my house is popcorn.

WHY DID I CLICK ON THIS?! HEMOPHOBES, RUN!

The Lonely Island is hilarious and I couldn't get enough of this when it came out. Also check out their other two really good ones "The Creep" and "Jack Sparrow".

I was just thinking all their videos would be a lot better with just the kids.

This former prep cook weeps that I didn't work for you.

"That being said, if you're a valued regular and a good customer (and I've never met a server that didn't remember both truly great and truly terrible customers), a lot of the time a business will bend over backwards to try to accommodate you. If you have a history of being a great customer, a lot of places will go…

Okay, okay. I will. :)

my husband is a HUGE football fan and gets mad when I remind him that fantasy football is just D&D with football players instead of dragons and wizards.

I thought that show was a Batman crap knockoff.

I'm the mother of a six-year-old daughter obsessed with this show. I suppose you could call me a Brony, too, since I do enjoy watching it with her. My husband likes it because it's not as "girlie" as the old MLP was. Quite the contrary, actually if you ever looked up Lauren Faust and read anything she's said about the…

Are we forgetting Degrassi, Hun?

DECAF IS NOT REAL COFFEE IT'S SHIT WATER IMITATING COFFEE. (Shakily drinks from coffee mug) DON'T YOU DARE COME AT ME WITH DECAF!

He's just as stupid as her. No, I don't see the sexualization of it. I just see two morons.

our daughter was three when we got married. We made the top of the cake confetti flavor for all the kids at the reception. We played songs for them, too. It's fun to get the kiddies involved for a while.

I don't think people hate her sticking her tongue out because we want to police her. We hate it because she's a fucking adult acting like a catholic school girl trying to rebel and it's immature and annoying as hell. If you're going to do big girl things, act like one. I seriously dare you to do that all day at work…