Hey, come on now. I'm sure he didn't put a ring on it just to cheat. I'm sure he's changed...

There's Jack Sparrow/Will Turner sexy fanfic out there? Damn. All my friend ever showed me was Harry Potter/Malfoy. :(

Oh, dah-ling. I grew up with this with my dad. Apparently I'm considered a "Rush Baby" because my dad has listened to Limbaugh for decades. I go Colbert on him all day and he doesn't pick up the sarcasm.

Buh-Buh-Buh-but the Benghazi and the illegal migration and that no good Obummer!

I know what I'm buying mini pissed pinkie for her birthday!

My husband got LASIK and he said it was his greatest decision. He went from barely seeing to better than 20/20 (20/15?).

Lol we are talking about someone who didn't change their contacts for two years. I doubt washing his hands first crossed his mind.

As if I wasn't already too afraid to use contacts...

I live "around the corner" from this particular amphitheater and have visited it for a couple concerts. The lawn area would have been her best spot. Her, her kids, and her friends would have had just as much fun. Sad to say she's already got a few local and non-local breastfeeding FB groups fooled into thinking she…

I think common sense would (should) kick in that the pit area of a concert isn't exactly baby and child friendly.

Also, I saw many eye witnesses comment on all our local news stations that covered this saying that the baby screamed herself to sleep.

Fuck it... I love this song. Hate me now, I don't care.

Or they keep the baby due to the pressure of such a conservative state and the community gets all judge and pearl-clutchy and half the time the sperm donor wants nothing to do with it because society tells him marriage and kids are hell and he should just go through life banging random chicks, so she ends up a single…

Yes, exactly. I want something pretty much just like PP but is not PP because it gives me the fucking heebie jeebies due to their history of being all about the genocide of blacks and the mentally challenged. What, was it funded by hitler?! Jesus. I don't know, I can't get past it.

Are you kidding me? I could have sworn she said he was still a kid! Oops.

Sofia mentioned her son when she was on SNL and they showed him for a brief moment. He's a little cutie, as well. No doubt he will be a household name when he's an adult. (He is a teenager)

Well, I guess it's better than them refusing to acknowledge them, no? I mean, it's the less shitty route to take, and at least they learned to love.

I have an honest question. Can I be both pro-choice but against the planned parenthood establishment based on it's original intentions? (Wanting to abort people seen as lesser-than and eradicate the black population in America.)

Awwww lol. I love kitties like that do things grudgingly. My first and only cat was like that. We had a love/hate thing happening.

Iams is my biggest enemy. After the third recall in two years, a little old woman came in with her little old husband and either her friend or relative. They were all upset because their little weiner dog wasn't eating and throwing up when he would eat. The poor thing was shaking and just looked miserable. The husband…