@Turkieshooter: Some people are harder on their phones than others. Or just plain clumsy. I drop my phone constantly. The only reason it's not broken is an Otterbox. My wife on the other hand has never scratched a phone in her life. She got an Otterbox for free and put it on just in case I use her phone.

@Starbury Sneetch: And it's far more functional and better looking than this gimmicky thing.

You could already do this. It's called an Otterbox.

If I do that can I still keep the Canadian site unfucked so people will still visit?

1/3 less unicorn tears. Those things are expensive.

I prematurely promoted your comment because, like you, I failed to scroll down far enough to notice someone else already posted this. Oh well. I'll blame it on the new layout.

Police dept. looking to increase fines, friend of a city council member is unhappy with the way people drive in his/her neighborhood, traffic dept. has a sign quota and if they don't use all the signs they won't get as many next year...The entire state of RI may try to compete with Boston for industry, pride and…

It's the same promise ring Rex gave Sanchez after they buried the football.

make sure you also redact it from facebook

Poppycock is exactly what he caught from Diaz

I haven't had any problems with Cydia. 3G was best @ 3.1.3 but I've upgraded and downgraded repeatedly and Cydia hasn't been the issue, it's the ancient phone we're clinging to. Give it a shot, holla if you need me.

most mail is junkmail, which gets a bulk discount rate. the more mail you sort, the higher the profit margin. Buy the machines from the lowest bidder and crank them up to top speed you get jammed machines and the humans you tried to replace are left to sort out the grease smeared, mangled letters. just like Ben…

Hey look. It's a ball. CATCH IT!

Whee!

@ScientificMapp: They better wash the patchouli off their damn hands and become one with a first down soon.

First of all, bad call. Even after review and mike p's opinion. 2nd of all. CATCH THE FUCKING BALL, GREEN BAY!

@LAIceBurg: Remember when Fox had good shows?

That Chrysler commercial almost excuses 'nems previous effort. Doesn't excuse Chrysler from sucking.

@LAIceBurg: Folks!

@Armen Tamzarian: His brother spent this past season causing Gator QBs to Pouncey all over the fumbled snap.