@paravorheim: I jailbroke my 3g on 4.1 with sn0wbreeze, which enabled multitasking which I'm sure the new jailbreaks will as well. luckily there are Cydia apps to disable it. Backrounder hasn't exactly been cleared to work with 4.1 (only recently could even be installed on 4.1), but once the Backgrounder kinks are…

Jailbroken iOS

@Jakooboo- TUNA SANDWICHES DAMMIT!: Is it the version where you tell someone they got shot and they say "na-uh you missed, I went behind the Corgi." Then you tell them they cheat and then the street lights come on and you have to wait until tomorrow to finish? If so, do you have room for one more?

I'd wager this guy has been accused of stalking at least once.

@BlylevenTheDude: which periodical do you think most of the words were cut out of? Penthouse Letters or Highlights. Cuz you know he reads both.

@100percentinjuryrate: Maybe if we tell him the cure for cancer was once seen canoodling in Cannes with Peter Mayhew

@Arthur_Digby_Sellers: We already know Usher is dating Boo Berry

@Arthur_Digby_Sellers: what about that fucker that dared to ask if he can haz cheezburger?! He wouldn't have done that shit in person.

I know a lot of people hate apple. But people used to hate advertising until we learned that it pays for content and fell in love with Don Draper. My opinion? F@#$# 'em. Let the m(b)illionaires sort it out. They'll all get their money one way or the other. we'll all get ads beamed directly into our minds eventually.…

@Rhizzo: I don't think the fart apps are live streaming real farts. It's like, downloaded sounds. They only access the net once then they run on pure laughter and magic.

@Seventhexile Speaks: do we know the outcome? That was great. she agreed with him up to the point where they were wrong and then claimed ignorance. I missed this when it happened. INFORM ME!

I bet the guy with the cigar and Tiger both own at least one piece of merchandise with this on it

@Drizzlol: I don't have the authority to give you a star, but I just named a real star after you. I didn't go through the star registry, I just looked up, pointed at a star and said "that one's drizzlol 420". You deserve it.

Want to propose to that special someone at a ball game but don't want to risk rejection in front of thousands? Do you have 10-15 close friends with old cell phones that won't judge you? Is your special lady just nerdy enough to appreciate hacking?

This is how you bypass The Hive's retina scanners.

@blash: Have you ever worn contacts? I have to wash my hands after I clean them. That may be because I'm so Intense I don't blink.

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@KryptonZero: I hate when I'm trying to use telekineses to get the remote across the room and my wife walks in catches me. I always pretend like I was just trying to fart.

@UWAZell: mmmm, you're right. Chickenammoniamint would be delicious.. Must've had too much of this

@KryptonZero: Eating that stuff this late will give you an upset stomach. Luckily it's already mixed with Pepto. That won't help with the night terrors though.