@Dhaman: The Waffle House should look into chicken ice cream. It's easier to spread on the waffles.

@CommodoreRake: This is technically "real" chicken. Or is it real "chicken"? Either way, they never said the "shit" was "all-natural".

Looks like they caught up to him and made examples of his friends too.

@See you suckers later: I'm sold! Thank you zombie DFW. Glad you learned to self promote.

@twoeightnine: Those bricks are in the kitty litter box! He's filling empty food and litter bags with bricks, sealing them with his Euro-sealer and returning them. What sales associate is going to risk asking this guy too many questions. Brilliant!

@Segador: I want to like wine. I've had some good wine, but I never knew what it was, and with a limited budget I could never find a decent inexpensive wine. I'm going to get this here app and give 'er a go...and maybe watch Sideways again.

@Settings: Google is a search engine. people also use it as a verb. A lot of people. Regardless of search engine. yes Google is the most popular which is why the name has become a generic term for searching. [inventors.about.com] White Out is used for corrections here. And Kleenex are Kleenex even when they're Puffs…

@Zinger314: I'm trying it now! Thanks for the tip!(which she never said)

Dick Cheney thanks Lebron for becoming the new most hated sidekick.

@starksgotejected: I agree, nothing generates the insta-hate like white basketball players. except Nash, he's scrappy and Canadian so he gets to keep his suburb pass.

Does Droid2 win? Congrats Droid2. Better luck next time, also featured Fascinate.

I usually reply with : Thank you , dear brother. I am the crown prince of Zamunda. I was overthrown in an illegal coupe. I am confident I can regain my position through the legal processes I instituted during my long and prosperous reign. I only ask you show your support by signing my internet petition by replying to…

@alek2407: The Bilderbergers!

@ddhboy: I thought the same thing. Coco Bacon. Conan got one step closer in "six degrees".

@Jonathan Strange: Battery life is important. Apps are good. I (and I speak for myself ,which you should do, and not assume you speak for anyone other than you) think the option to run the battery draining internet or your magical battery saving apps should be up to me based on the situation. If I'm commuting or…

@Jonathan Strange: Apps don't drain battery life? I don't understand why you don't understand why someone would want to use the internet? Is battery life the only concern you have? Am I going on a fricken safari or someplace so far away from an electrical source that I have to limit the capabilities of my gadgets in…

@Jonathan Strange: So because flash didn't work on your phone that means it won't work on a tablet? You have to explain because you are wrong and apparently arrogant. If they get flash to work properly on these devices than it will be better than apps. My kid watches videos and plays games on pbskids and nickjr. Far…

The problem with white pants.

Just have the schmuck wear a "Deadpin" hat on 30 Rock.

@Jonathan Strange: show your work