@Smokey Tornado: Can the winner of that fight punch Carolla in the fricken face?

Is this the typical "hype-man" routine we get before a big bout? Or just someone afraid to fight someone that might beat him? Power pellets? didn't Pacquiao agree to Mayweather's tougher-than-required drug testing? I would've paid for this fight. Now , if it ever happens, I will simply wait for the highlights on SC…

I tried using liquid nitrogen, but I always pull them out too fast. Fricken Leidenfrost effect

@JBu92: Mail the idea to yourself via usps "certified". never open it until the trial starts. BAM! you win. Sharper Image pays up and you get a new massage chair!

@FriedPeeps: I think you're missing the part where it states it's given away as a public health statement

@elindemann: I bet geeks don't ice other geeks.

You want those posters, but you need this glass

@notverycreative: Your comment was an exact replication of the very thing it was explaining. Amazing.

@uRbAn: I like to end my comments with "... then the lawyers got involved"

I Should Have Brain Food Instead Of Read Brainless Feeds

Everything is fake in this pic. I doubt it's even a real girl.

@Slinkytech: Stronger?

horse 1.0

I think it was nice for the horse to bring his service human to look at all the stupid human toys. Gotta keep those prick humans happy.

I worked briefly as a security guard at Foxwoods in CT. I was never much of a gambler, but after a shift all I could think about was driving down the road to Mohican Sun (we weren't allowed to gamble at our place of employment). No matter how determined I was to wager my meager earnings, the long, sad ride on the…

@mrisinger: Yeah, the video says it's a parody, but it seems pretty damn accurate.

Son of great NCAA coach who replaced asshole son of very good NFL coach names son of pretty good NFL quarterback as starter for also ran SEC team.

@norbizness: Do you want moderately to very hot females to date you? Do you enjoy irony? Do you think about how convenient it would be for Department of Eagles to tour with Grizzly Bear? Do you own a hat only a cigar roller would love? The answer, my friend, is in the wind.

Oh, how I wish Lamar Thomas was calling this game

@Fish_Beard: You, sir, need to change the water