@Gazoogleheimer: I believe it is analogous of all us analog creatures living in a digital world looking for or own life long thermo-coupling

A DIY guy like this will be thrilled to discover Legal Zoom's DIY divorce.

I wish there was some way I could just type a few words somewhere and get more information about this. *sigh*

Clearly this refers to the iProd. The first cattle prod to use liquid metal. It will also have the Branding app for those that can't have enough iLogos.

@RodofGod: any relation?

@KareemCheese: @Civil Negligence: Caddy Shack II is Fletch Lives funny

I'd hate to be the locker room attendant that has to clean the puddles out of this guy's crocs.

For the sake of everyone in that room, I sure hope his pants were not on the floor. Those extra layers of filtration are often overlooked.

Says Edwards, "If most monster movies are 9/11, this movie is Afghanistan, where it's just become a state of attrition.". This movie sounds interesting. But this quote bugs the shit out of me. This is just as friggon dumb as making jokes about Hitler and the Holocaust, just much too soon and less funny.

Resident Evil: AfterlifeIt probably won't be terribly thought-provoking, or Bergmanesque

@hawkeye18: they represent the PhDs involved in this creation

@Armen Tamzarian: that comment has a lot in common with Roethlisberger's penis. It feels forced.

I didn't understand half her references (the fucks a Bob Dylan's penis?), but I'd like to root against the Yankees with her.

@Phintastic: you go through more stars than Jasmine Waltz

@PapaBear434: I find him mildly amusing. this is the EXACT same role he had in Role Models. I wouldn't call it jive talking (which makes YOU sound mildly racist). It's more of an arrogant, shithead kid. He sounds black cuz he IS black.

@TarHeelBlues: Fox News has Secret Service protection? Maybe I should buy gold and plant a survival garden

FACT: this guy has been our DUANtertainment two nights in a row.

This thing looks like it may do as much damage as it undoes. Hide your oil coated eggs, turtles.

@Daetaga: I thought it was romantic. hence the combining of the two words "hipster" (based on his neck tat and the location of the photo [www.losanjealous.com] and the word "romantic". That "H" word seems to push buttons. It's OK, I can say that word because I'm 1/16th hipster. And I didn't propose to my wife, I was…

@MayorBloomberg: nah, just kidding. it ruined my 3g.