Kanye, men do not, ever, EVER LOL

Oh, Clarissa, at least explain SOME of it.

@coconanas: I've called two women sugarbritches . I married one of them.

@hugesunglasses:

jerseys on hipsters, Bros getting iced (#9), double bird with backward hat. Most ironic post ever? Most ironic post ever.

@Wayne Ripley: That you Mel Gibson? Between you and me, I woulda hit that bitch too.

No. Google does not have limitations. It is open and free and powered by Butterfly farts (and sun burps?)

@pzer0: Factoids

I will try to ban those images from my mind by thinking of Human Centipede.

which indie band will unironically utilize the real Otamatone? Only to have someone MORE indie use the iphone app in order to mock them.

I had an awful nights sleep and an unexpected day off today, so maybe I'm contemplating my place in the universe a bit too much this morning. But it's crazy to think this giant ball of seemingly unstable, flaming gas is in charge. Whoa. I need a nap.

I blame Samantha and Carrie and their immodest behavior. Or maybe they were upset that all those pics of Cattrell "relating" to a few Shieks are being stored in Canada.

why don't the Chinese continue their previous method of commuting, just tell their citizens they already are where they need to be?

@Parapraxis: THAT is the saddest Lego set EVER.

@fizzlefist: I reread my comment and was about to alert the troll patrol. I'm going to let myself off with a warning. But I'm keeping an eye on me.

@newman001: My 4 yr old daughter turns her princess/castle themed blocks into giant, pink fighting robots.

@Kaiser-Machead v.2.1.1: I clearly have not done my Lego research. thank you. I actually recreate that scene by dumping all my Legos in the tub with me, along with our scuba cat. It's intense.

@IronMikeGallego: In Bristol, orgies are The Happening thing.

You think this is bad, you should see the Lego Auschwitz collection.

Where's the Star Wars trash compactor set?