@vinod1978: "My dick rarely makes me sad."

@EvilDroidClone: I would gladly accept a virus that IMPROVED the capabilities of my devices

@NathanielSpace: not to mention his gold plated AOL account or his diamond encrusted private biplane

not pictured: his $7000 platinum dipped IBM simon

@PN - goopplesoft: Pacquaiwdhdbdcbsdhio(whatthefuckever) has agreed to the testing. Floyd is a pooooosay (this is anonymous, right?)

Michael Cera gave a completely sarcastic and uninformative interview to Playboy (which I only read for the occasional none nudity of reality TV stars) and no one mentioned it. Where's the outrage?!

so, she participates in an interview known for it's fluffery, and we're supposed to be offended by the interview's fluffery. I'm so pissed Cotillard didn't just punch kidman in the face and demand she be asked the tough questions!

"Great idea, Mel Gibson remakes "Birth of a Nation" with the group The Roots"

@vamusical: Pete Rose was a great baseball player that became a pariah by betting on games. MC Hammer was a gimmick rapper that became a pariah by betting white people wouldn't be able to distinguish between real hip-hop and cutesy raps aimed at white people's pockets.

@Marvin Barnes' Time Machine: fuck the typos, if any. I'm going to bed.

who do you want your daughter to look up to:

There are different types of sweaty. I work outdoors (mail carrier) in Florida and the nasty, sweat through your clothes and sit in it for hours kind of sweaty is NOT attractive. I have been hit on by everything from old black ladies to college girls (and one guy who keeps offering me Yoohoo), but I noticed it never…

@Baby Beater Benz: Did you intentionally leave out your fondness for prescription strength cough medicine?

The batwing? (from puppetry of the wang theatre?)

@quadrent: sorts looks Penis-and-bally.

@tonyola: so either John Kerry has it or Big Ben uses it as his rape-mobile.

and when life gives you a grimace...

@DirkToberFest: angram from wordsmith.org:

@batmanjit: Albom went to a very ugly high school