IS this allowed? Why doesn't every pitcher use the Cock Hammer (r) pick-off move?

I once used cragslist to find a good time and got myself in the paper, in the "Johns" section.

@bobdobbs: And a 2011 lawsuit. THE FUTURE IS NOW!

If you never want to hear a song/artist again, add it to your Pandora station. Slacker is (or was, until iOS4 update)(that's kinda iPhone specific, disregard and hold fire fandroids) FAR superior to Pandora. And Avatar was a shitty movie with great speacial effects, so fuck that Pandora too.

@MyMiltankBringsAllTheBoysToThe...: I know it's wrong, and she's a mess, but I'd still like to offer my house as her half-way house when she gets out of the pen. There's something about a woman that intentionally abuses herself sooo much she doesn't even register how much I'm abusing her.

@Jessysaurusrex: well, with a man-eating name like your's I'm not surprised you play both sides.

@MyMiltankBringsAllTheBoysToThe...: I think it's the thigh freckles.

@kabster: if you were reading the Giz waaay back in the 70's you would have read the article titled "Track Lighting: the future is now...and forever". Featuring this quote "this is such a great design that every time someone does it we will be blown away and react as if it's never been done before"

$30? for this? I just prop my phone up with random household objects. A banana, a stack of napkins, rolled up shirt, etc. I can eat the banana, wipe my face, put my shirt on and head out into the world to find better ways to spend my time and money than on something that looks like one of those things you find in your…

@Marvin Barnes' Time Machine: maybe a hiss or too, a couple of muffled "awww's"

This Train Lays Its Own Tracks... Lindsay Lohan, everybody :::mild applause, some boos, couple of nervous giggles:::::

I like comedy, I like podcasts. I like comedy podcasts. Carolla is godawful. He is a sidekick without a front man. Maybe he should team up with Bill Burr (he sounds like he needs someone to talk to). How often do you think Carolla calls Kimmel and doesn't talk just so he can hear Kimmel's voice and imagine being in…

Bad idea. How the fuck is he going to give that to his next wife? phht, idiot

Thank God my wife hates nerdy blogs. I just hope the ladies of Jezebel don't catch wind of this.

@Go Vols!: and GO GATORS!!

@Go Vols!: I don't quite buy the insta-hate for a slate/tablet running an actual computer OS instead of a phone OS. I'd love a tablet that was a small, touch screen computer instead of a giant phone. The iPad did that and had more success than the other attempts at tablets did. Don't copy them, outdo them if you can.…

As she left court, the teen was over heard saying " so long Verliererin, see ya in Altenkirchen "

@Marvin Barnes' Time Machine:

Stop telling me about the mobileme panel! iOnly update iOS after the jailbreak is announced, and there are cheaper options in the jailbreak realm.