@Spartanical: I usually only get that when my internet is down (I have at&t internet, I have at&t everyfuckingthing, not surprisingly, I have an unsatisfactory user experience on a godamndaily basis)(and my internet goes down for a few minutes two/three times a day)

"much more basic than those, but still fit for a king"

That is the EXACT mental image Leinart has of his throwing arm.

How the hell is Chris Bosch going to have time to play basketball AND clean a house of this size?

@BruschisBrewsky: I don't know, I want to believe him when he says he didn't know some guy was shoving things in his wife's ass

How did they ever find a happy sock that old in order to conduct this sexperiment?

Why isn't Tom Cruise attached to this project? It's not like he's got shit else to do.

@Loose Cannon: score one for the bottom rung. Some people can get blinded by their own star.

@Psiu! Puxa!: Your 244 is the coolest car I have ever seen!: it's a simple fix. make it frowny

reunion? no reunion? wtf. you can't count on these bastards

I like to see celebrity-ish people setting an example. They are WALKING on the moving sideWALK. Good on ya, 'lando, educate.

@angstman: Yes I've been to their site. I don't like it. Governments should be held accountable for their actions, covert or otherwise, but this site is mostly the foreign affairs equivalent of recording through the peephole. I would like them to be a little more responsible and not a tabloid for state secrets, but…

Sheppard, Steinbrenner, (not) Berra YET!

@Murray Hewitt: and they made Strasburg the capital of their new empire

@ITIL_Prince: If it aint right, it's wrong. Ask El Rushbo, which is what that band from north of the border is called when they travel south of the border.

what's this "bottle" nonsense? I stick a straw in my wine like a giant juice box. THAT"S class

@LTMP: it makes you a patriot

@Elle O. Elle: well anecdotal evidence is all I need to convict. Soy milk and veggies are indeed gay! thank you.

Yeah, he was good, but could he ever foresee the ROBOTIC BUTTERFLY!!!!!!!!!?