@Marvin Barnes' Time Machine: Left handed people are still not as bad as the ambidextrous. We're at war, people, choose a dominant hand!

I don't know if I really want to know all the shady, shadowy, underhanded shit my gov't is up to. I certainly don't want the rest of the world to. But I think I'd most prefer my gov't not to be shady and underhanded. (or left handed, those people are freaks)

is seeing a random penis the understood risk you take just by using ichatr or chatroulette? Like riding the subway or hanging out with guys named Magnus?

Amazing! That is quite possibly the most unimpressive use of technology I've seen , well today anyway.

@Ninja Robot Pirate: I guess even magazines have beards

This seems like unlikely subject matter for a magazine I always assumed catered to gay men.

This is what every billboard in Cleveland wold look like when Lebron goes back home

What about R. Crumb's bible? I bet God loves that. I'm so confused, if only there were other inconsistencies in religious text to make me feel sane again.

when the fuck will we be able to charge our devices with our robot arms?!

That's what happens when you don't apply a flea/tick/rebel medication to your pets.

I just hope it wasn't removed from a criminal robot. The human mind isn't capable of controlling the urges of an evil robot!

@Ozzie, The Banana Man Fan: I prefer to infuse my efuse devices with a refuse to lose attitude.

@archercc: "Why does [insert tech blog/forum here] keep talking about the iPhone?" the anti-Apple crowd shout. Yet on every post about every gadget you folks can't keep Apple's name off you finger tips. If Apple had this feature every jail broken iPhone would be bricked. And only the blindest of apple fanboys would…

@ren0901: if they actually offer a solution/apology, it may only be a shitmisting. They can wipe it off and move on

I've never been to the Bay Area, is San Francisco exactly like this but these fights happen at The Sausage Factory?

Ken Griffey looked like he was just waking up from a nap after the OJ joke. Early signs of his career ending narcolepsy?

even Michael Fucking Bay thinks the Grumpert is over the top and tasteless.

I hope DE Jr. is a Decepticon. No matter how ridiculous Bay movies are the Autobots always win, If 88 is an Autobot... there's no way anyone would buy that shit.

Here's hoping she follows Larissa Riquleme's example and offers a scaled down version of her victory promise as a consolation prize. Like maybe a gentle moisturized handjob. Or maybe some advice for my wife to conquer that damn gag reflex. (although she starts gagging at just the thought of it, not sure how this is…