You think he was confused? I mean he's probably only used to seeing teenage girls' undies in vending machines and reflexively made a swipe at them.

@Marvin Barnes' Time Machine: Because that's the difference between a valuable life lesson, or a valuable BASEBALL lesson.

so, wait, I'm confused. Did the man punch the child as a father or a coach?

It looks like the car that people of the 30's thought pedophiles of the future would be driving.

Maybe he can actually focus on his job because he's away from his impossible to please, nagging wife.

@Almightywhacko: well, if it was an android phone it would only be a few more weeks until a "better" android phone invaded China

why read this? Paul the Octopus has predicted Spain. You might as well focus on the prop bets. Coincidently, Paul has the over/under on Paraguayan announcers mentioning Larissa Riquelme and nude runs at 25.

I didn't watch "the Decision", nobody had to. It was narcissistic and shallow and as soon as he announced were he was going they interrupted the local news to tell us. I hate the way he went about this whole thing and I hope he never wins a title (mostly because I'm a Boston fan, partly because I like huge success AND…

@The4thMolinaBrother: "a solid team that went 8 or 9 deep with guys that could play valuable minutes"

@Marvin Barnes' Time Machine: she seems to enjoy sex with ugly men. so I guess giving blowies to thousands of strangers won't be that weird.

So I googled her. and nothing. Then I turned safe search off...

@Marvin Barnes' Time Machine: I was looking for the clip of "I cheated wrong. I copied the Lisa name and used the Ralph answers."

computers in classrooms. what an era.

@iceph03nix: touche for two guay

@ModernBawhair: But which 'guay is best?

@bender123: unfortunately their experiment with "Plaid" lights resulted in massive loss of face. and faces

@funchefchick: No I didn't date that particular women. it is kind of funny that most reasonable guys would, in fact, send embarrassing pics to a girl that asks. Even though we know they don't care as much about that sort of thing as we do. And do you know why? Because we desperately want women to love the cock. We…

I have an ex GF who asks for cock pics. Knowing most women don't love the cock pics I was hesitant until she promised to respond in kind. she has since emailed me three times to tell me she loves the pics but I have yet to receive the promised follow up pics. How long until she's sending my pics out as Christmas…

women just have a hard time coming to grips with how complex the male mind is... and yes, I did giggle a little when I typed "hard". No I'm not sorry.

I eagerly await your post on "Dry Humping: not all sex must be sexy"