Better Midler?  Whoa, just hanging out the free drag queen names!

Let’s just reason this out for him, because he’s not that bright.

Revoke his US citizenship until he comes back to try to get it restored. No SSI for him!

The only reason I want him around is because if he’s around it means Chad is around. lol Other than that, bye Lawrence.

She is SO GOOD at playing at a bad actor. So erratic too that it kills me every scene. 

Fuckboi Lawrence always waiting in the wings. Ugh. I found this episode really triggering, and it pissed me off how he gave Elijah a different nickname than the one his mom had chosen for him. Fuck Lawrence, man. Hadn’t read nan book nor blog nor sentence on child-rearing, and out here talking about “I’m a good father…

Wasabi peas are a great idea for a minibar. Spicy and salty foods will make guests buy the drinks in the bar as well.

it set the clock back again for farmers who wanted another early morning work hour

As someone wiser than me once said, a jury is 12 people who were incapable of getting out of jury duty.

It was nothing to do with Kyle and his charges,” the juror told the judge.

...there are countries other than America?

His daddy cute, show me him.

“He plays the organ and you listen to music” was just the perfect mom line. Also loved Issa’s reaction to the picture.

Ha! You ever try to get a babysitter on Halloween?

Hey man, I get it. As someone who tried to make a pretty detailed costume only to spend a whole night explaining who I was, getting a green tracksuit with a number on it is insanely tempting. As for baby costumes... I guess at least the tracksuit/onesie won't be something the kid's trying to remove constantly. 

Listen, it’s a rough world, and it’s never too early to teach your kid that the elite see the rest of us as disposable fodder.

I hope you someday have a trans daughter who gets murdered so you can understand just how funny your joke is.

...and The Root the audacity to keep me in the gray with people like this around? SMH.

Somehow I’m still in the greys while this transphobe runs wild. You hate to see it. 

Not funny