Ahem.

They’re not a meaningful indicator of anything, and never have been.

Then on Thursday, news broke that he boasted about his sexual escapades on the floor of Congress.

Also, he should have stayed on the peanut butter jar.

That Kennedy smile gone hella wrong...

“No, but I’d vote for him for Congress if you put an (R) next to his name!”

If anyone deserves to die gasping and alone, it would be her.  But not because of her workout.  

Just saying what most are thinking

It it bad of me that I want her to injure herself?  

corporate communism might be the dumbest term ever coined.

I am one of those disinclined to engage in illegal marijuana consumption and it’s illegal in my state. So Joel can speak for me.

Also the smell of the shit burning is the only smell that makes me nauseated and I’ve smelled Eau d’Old Corpse more than once in my life, so, yeah. Some legal gummies might be my way to try…

Much to the surprise of many who, logically, would assume that shortening someone’s life should be cheaper than paying for it until natural expiration, it turns out that it is actually cheaper to imprison someone for life than to execute them. In fact, it is almost 10 times cheaper! One might ask, “how can that be?”

This. Why should I go against my morals and ethics for this piece of shit? Let him live a long and uneventful life in jail and we never hear from him again.

foolishness, by another name.

I sincerely admire and envy your optimism.

Her allegations against Fred Armisen really bother me, because they’re a head-on collision of my twin beliefs of “always believe women” and “never trust a Scientologist, especially if they’re speaking about a non-cult member.”

That line - “What’s the point of even believing in God if you believe He’s weak enough to be a homophobic loser?” is a thing of beauty.

I’m agnostic and that musical is my fucking JAM.

I even know the words to every song in Jesus Christ Superstar. (Seriously.)

Welp this was always going to devolve into YASS KWEEEEN fantasia and I guess here we are. Looking forward to loads of Mossface and 80s needledrops