Ya know, I don’t think gender is the thing that revs Gaetz’s 2-stroke engine. I think it’s age. Which is the common denominator between Nestor and Hester.

“The only way I can lose this election is if I’m caught in bed with either a dead girl or a live boy.”

TLDR: One stop law and PR firms on congressional retainer sometimes fail to mention the STFU part to their paying (skeevy, spineless, potato-headed)
clients.

Does anybody seriously believe that Matt Gaetz has any interest in 17 year old women? I wouldn’t be surprised if Gaetz himself was behind this, calculating that Florida GOP voters would be more OK with statutory rape than homosexuality.

And the unadopted man (he’s 19, not like a toddler or something) ALREADY HAS A FUCKING FATHER!

That tweet aged so poorly, even Matt Gaetz wouldn’t try to fuck it.

it's 2021, he can have inappropriate relationships with boys AND girls!

Don’t forget: He has a 19-year-old man he “adopted” at age 12.  And, “adopted” is in quotations because he hasn’t legally and officially adopted the boy.

Big surprise that those shouting the largest about Q were projecting.

Remember the good ol’ days when Republicans just cruised men’s room? Pepperidge Farm remembers...

Leaving Congress for Newsmax?

Fake news. His father got him out of multiple DUIs. 

Pretty sure it’s... Deep state hoax, found the children from Biden’s kids laptop porn, then one of them is forced to date Matt Gaetz for months in a sexual rel— er, I mean, Hillary Clinton, at Benghazi, Q said—-

According to three people briefed on the matter, the scrutiny of Gaetz’s conduct is part of a larger investigation into his political ally, local Florida official Joel Greenberg. Greenberg was indicted last summer on charges which included both the sex trafficking of a child, as well as financially supporting a…

The reports today that he was thinking about an early retirement from Congress to work at Newsmax stunk to high heaven. An ambitious bootlicker like Gaetz doesn’t just jump ship like that. He was probably trying to get out and ink a lucrative deal before the investigation became public, so that he could then pretend…

Gatez was the only no-vote against a trafficking bill from 2017. It passed unanimously in the senate.

I had to Google it too. Not because I didn’t know what it was, though. I just have a problem.

and that repeating “God Bless America” twice instead would be “more poignant than the original and also makes your point in a more elegant way.”

Travelling to MANY (though not the usual tourist spots) countries already required proof of certain vaccinations. Don’t get the big deal.