Especially since they don't really get it right.

Only rarely:

Hope has the droolingest iliac crest.

I feel like there was an implied "bitch", what with what happened to Meth Damon.

Please tell me Jesse found Brock, got out of town, and now they're going to be their own sitcom! So, so satisfied, what with the Neonazis and Lydia getting theirs. That's really all I needed. Sorry that Walt didn't get closure with Flynn, but I'm so glad that Vince Gilligan didn't feel the need to be all nebulous and…

Totally torn between wondering what year Barilla thinks it is, where they think it's still okay to not be okay with gay people, and "BWAHAHAHAHA Takei is a national treasure!"

I've seen this photo countless times, and I've only just noticed that the guy didn't confuse possessive and plural. Color me surprised.

When I was in college, and more open-minded, I was friends with a very PETA-friendly vegan, who compared himself to an abolitionist, and would say shit like "If this were the 1800s, people would call me a [n-word] lover." REALLY?

This is not helping my addiction to wearing leotards and singing "Heeethcleeef, eeet's meeeee, yoh Catheeeeeee, I've come hooooome naaaoh."

Black, overweight, sarcastic, cynical, glasses! I gots a BINGO!

That peacock is very...telling.

I don't get enough Mrs. Doyle in my day-to-day! Thanks for that.

I know it's not a popular opinion, but I love Marie.

I love that Dean Norris (Hank) thinks there's something fundamentally wrong with the Team Walt fans. I also just love that Dean Norris.

I'm Team Walter White better get what's coming to him, but not before he administers vengeance to that "Opie dead-eyed piece of shit" Todd and that sniveling coward Lydia. God, I hate her. Listen, if you can't stand to see dead bodies, you don't get to order people killed. Although, I don't think you should as a…

Okay, for the longest time, I've been saying someone needs to liquify Cumberbatch's voice, so that I may shower with it, but I'm beginning to think that I need Hiddleston in my other tap. Stop being sexy, so I'll stop hating my single-hood.

Elizabeth Berkley says her 14-month-old son wasn't in the audience at DWTS because he might get too excited. So excited. And so scared.

Irish comedian Ardal O’Hanlon once did a bit in which...he explained very soberly that the words “fun” and run” should never be used next to each other in a sentence because running is something you do when someone is chasing you with a knife.

Please tell me this season isn't going to be "How Lady Mary Got Her Groove Back." Also, can Edith have some happiness for a change?

That has got to be the cutest story ever! Must hug my dumdums now!