Everyone else said more eloquently than I could about how they'd respect the fuck out of Henry Cavill. I just want to know how I get a "Piggies Rock" cake.

It's okay. He's a training Hemsworth. Once you master him, you get your own Thor Hemsworth. It's like learning to care for a hamster before your mom lets you get a puppy.

I have a Paul Frank t-shirt that says "Pussycow" and it's got a drawing of a cross between a cat and a cow. I guess he grew up in Los Angeles like me.

Wait what? Okay, over him. Back to channeling all my lust to ASkars.

I hated that scene for being such a tease. Much like Gendry in Game of Thrones. Dudes, showing pubes is only making me want to see more. Jerks.

You sound like such a lovely soul and a good person to know, just for that comment.

Ebooks are the best. I spent all last summer in a deep depression that only trashy books like Lace and Valley of the Dolls could get me through and no one was the wiser. "Whatcha readin'?" "War and Peace!"

Same here. The free sample was 2 chapters and I barely made it through one. And that was while reading it aloud with funny voices to amuse my then-boyfriend. Funny voices and puppets make everything better. Except this garbage.

That's John Taylor of Duran Duran's daughter! I remember when she was born. Holy shit, time has made me its bitch.

I'm cross stitching that for my wall.

Is that what I was doing wrong?

I'm having a very difficult time believing that there was ever a time in history when this did not look filthy, and that this looked like an innocent child's game, and no one's head went to any kind of double entendre looking at this photo.

Awww, thanks! Honestly, I picked it because the red avatar popped up, and the cover of If You're Feeling Sinister popped into my head. I guess if I'd gotten the green one, it might have been something Boy with the Arab Strap related.

So did I! Embarrassed the hell out of myself while at work and cracking myself up.

OOOOH! If it came in a mini TARDIS bottle, I'd be all over it. As the bottle looks like something Wet 'n' Wild would reject, I'm bored.

If that's Kate Bush, I'm into that. Sorry to hijack. I've just been in a months-long Kate Bush wormhole.

I don't hate the color, or rather, I understand why it's that color. It's passable, but the bottle design is so unoriginal, and their typography looks like stuff I did on Print Shop in 1989. You're right, in that they have all this money at their disposal, and yet, their output is so disappointing.

I want to hug and kiss all of the kitties. I guess I'll just have to be content with my own.

We're fitshaced!