I want to nuzzle your derpy belly. Just promise not to facemurder me.

Are we related? My black, very raised in the South mother would be horrified to know that I prefer the box mac. I don't even dare write that on Post Secret.

Worse than the one with the egg babies? Or Beer Bad? At least the fish one had Xander in a speedo.

Please tell me this may actually become a Jez feature. And please tell me that Common is available for hugs and cuddles.

God, I know acting roles for Asians are scarce, but who are the women who appeared in this horseshit?

it's all super darling like a scene from Peter Pan.

Ugh. this was supposed to be a reply to you, so I don't know why it posted as its own comment: Stop making me want things from my childhood. Especially because you also made me remember my Barbie styling head thingy. For fuck's sake, I'm 40, and that's a creepy age to want stuff like that again. Or ever, I guess.

Stop making me want things from my childhood. Especially because you also made me remember my Barbie styling head thingy. For fuck's sake, I'm 40, and that's a creepy age to want stuff like that again. Or ever, I guess.

We may get profiled by cops, but we look damn good when we are!

I would totally help fund that, as long as I could periodically visit.

What is that from? This photo is making me feel things I've never felt for Aaron Paul before.

I think I may have to fight Laura for this honor. Your dad sounds awesome.

Wait, I thought the anti-woman argument was that if she had an orgasm, it wasn't rape. Women can't win, can they?

You say this so much better than I can, when I try to explain these things to my white friends. I am often treated differently than they are, but because we live in liberal-ish Los Angeles, they often think I'm looking for excuses, or that I'm the very stereotype of angry black woman.

Here's a little something to help people separate the actor from the character: Joffrey Baratheon likes raping, while Jack Gleeson likes rapping: http://watch.accesshollywood.com/video/sophie-t…

Unfortunately, yes. http://www.racebending.com/v4/history/yel…

Seriously, what's wrong with people?

Keni Styles isn't on that list and Danny Wylde, who appeared in yellow-face in that Walking Dead porn parody is? No justice at all.

Oh my god! He does porn? When did porn dudes get pretty? Why did no one tell me?

Daaaayum. When did heterosexual male porn stars get appealing. I mean, between him and James Deen and a few others, I may have to start watching porn for the guys' faces. Which is weird, because I'm usually looking farther south.