The worst thing about a Mazel Tov cocktail is having to light all nine fuses before throwing it.

You mean he couldn’t even identify Gowron as the leader of the Klingon High Council? 

Good but its no Vengeance Unlimited.

A third Lions hall of famer retired in his prime. RIP Zodiac Motherfucker. You shall be missed.

This team is so shitty, the fans can taste it from the parking lot

This is so wrestling nerdy, but the RKO and the Stunner are different moves, not just in set up, but what they are supposed to do to the opponent. The RKO is driving the opponents face into the mat, the stunner is dropping the opponent’s jaw on your shoulder.

Other than that, you are correct. There is no finisher…

It will all be ready by Tuesday.

The new owners should move the fighting to the streets or some other exotic locales, like an Air Force hangar or a Japanese Bathhouse.

Per law, the dogs are required to use the bathroom that corresponds to their breed identity at birth. Which, for most breeds, is anywhere they damn well please.

Stephanie: “Ryback is asking for more money”

This is why Nate Dogg sang on his tracks.

Also, “Take Me Out To The Ballgame” was set to the tune of “I Keep Forgettin’” by Michael McDonald.

Chords

SHOULDA PAID FOR THE WWE NETWORK. IT’S ONLY $9.99 MAGGLE!

Love that he paid the full ppv price rather than creating a wwe network burner for 10 bucks.

Can’t hear that song without thinking of this:

The old John Cena would’ve never taken this in stride.

The wrong 2006 Georgia Tech Yellowjacket is retiring.

ah, fuck

Bear Meets Moron