Liver let die. 

This fight should have been sponsored by dead doves, because I dont know what Dana expected

Foster had seven stops and one H&R Block.

He was still excited that the Bushwackers are WWE HOFers.

Not the first time someone in Washington lied about the rain this year.

*KENTA/Itami does the Charlie Brown sad walk back to Full Sail*

It’s interesting and a bit weird whenever a celeb shaves off their famous beard.

Umm...when you use all caps, the proper spelling is “FOOTBAW.”

How coincidental, Triple H will be our bond rating after the Trump Presidency.

Corporal Nero I’d knew you’d come

obligatory 2 minutes for ruffing

The worst thing about a Mazel Tov cocktail is having to light all nine fuses before throwing it.

You mean he couldn’t even identify Gowron as the leader of the Klingon High Council? 

A third Lions hall of famer retired in his prime. RIP Zodiac Motherfucker. You shall be missed.

This team is so shitty, the fans can taste it from the parking lot

This is so wrestling nerdy, but the RKO and the Stunner are different moves, not just in set up, but what they are supposed to do to the opponent. The RKO is driving the opponents face into the mat, the stunner is dropping the opponent’s jaw on your shoulder.

Other than that, you are correct. There is no finisher…

It will all be ready by Tuesday.

The new owners should move the fighting to the streets or some other exotic locales, like an Air Force hangar or a Japanese Bathhouse.

Per law, the dogs are required to use the bathroom that corresponds to their breed identity at birth. Which, for most breeds, is anywhere they damn well please.

Stephanie: “Ryback is asking for more money”