He wakes up and he’s Xander Crews in the Frisky Dingo universe?

Liver let die. 

No offense, but maybe the title should have been:

This fight should have been sponsored by dead doves, because I dont know what Dana expected

If I’m not mistaken, Hasbro also owns Wizards of the Coast.

So did he find his soulmate?

Foster had seven stops and one H&R Block.

Who was at the Stark pavilion?

I can only offer you a star and trip out of the greys, that comment deserves so much more.

Thanos doesn’t want to wipe out the universe, just your half.

He was still excited that the Bushwackers are WWE HOFers.

Not the first time someone in Washington lied about the rain this year.

Actors who already have Star Wars names:

*KENTA/Itami does the Charlie Brown sad walk back to Full Sail*

It’s interesting and a bit weird whenever a celeb shaves off their famous beard.

Umm...when you use all caps, the proper spelling is “FOOTBAW.”

Um, isn’t that the exact same plot of this book (and its sequels)?

How coincidental, Triple H will be our bond rating after the Trump Presidency.

Corporal Nero I’d knew you’d come

obligatory 2 minutes for ruffing