Not even joking. Same thing happened to me. I still remember like it was yesterday and I had such a crush on the girl next to me. Also: I've never been so lost watching a film in all my life.

The Core is not just unscientific, it's joyfully so. And it's kind of a special pleasure watching a cast that includes Aaron Eckhart, Bruce Greenwood and Hilary Swank spout nonsense dialogue and attempt to take completely ridiculous situations seriously.

We need a subway sub Kinja NOW.

Pictured: what Pete Carroll was thinking.

They're doing an upside-down W for each win where someone was looking.

Ha!!!
My friends and I called him "The working man's BC".

It would make sense if this game were being played in Baltimora

Ref: "You've got to cover up that orange tape."

(QUICK PERSONAL NOTE! This is my 100th column since I was officially hired by Jalopnik back in February. Since it marks the end of the road with my Ferrari, I think it's a fitting milestone. Thank you to everyone for the support, the kind words, the e-mails, the positive comments, and – especially to the many readers…

You haven't seen Guardians of the Galaxy until you've seen it in the original Klingon?

See, this sort of thing gets wrestlers killed. First, you suplex from your sphincter, not from your back. That's a good way to screw up your spine. Secondly, the suplexee doesn't take a bump worth a damn. I mean, going at this stiff is a recipe for a broken neck. Third, unless this was a finisher, the twist is too…

Typical libtard. He's only a tool, just like a car. Outlawing him will just empower criminals because CRIMINALS DON'T FOLLOW LAWS. We need more good guys with Madison Bumgarner.

Teenage me appreciates Gen 13 probably way too much.

The only good thing to come out of that was Scarlet Spider's costume. I will forever stand by that.

Hmmmmmm........

"We've got two priests in here. They'd probably vouch for me."

"After further review, it has been determined that the ball carrier was not facing Mecca at the time of his celebration; therefore the penalty stands."

yeah, city planners still use too much surface area on parking, which kills walkability in downtown areas.

Does doing donuts on a forklift count?
I almost tipped a 10-ton forklift on the cargo apron of Philadelphia International while trying to hoon it. Fortunately, the lift stayed upright and there were no witnesses.