Just wait until you see the great new running back Lo'Rem Ipsum.

Even his nose looks funny when it runs.

1. If jet fuel doesn't burn hot enough to melt steel, then how di-

9/10/14 Skip Bayless comes off as reasonable

O'Donnell: "So you never personally watched the film?"

Dammit Kyle plug in your phone.

Their earlier tweets are pretty corny and tone-deaf. But, to be fair, they say that delivery is 90% of comedy, and DiGiorno doesn't do delivery.

You fucked with Fabebd? Now Fabebd is coming to dkomeech you in the kmoilig, Ray.

"This is an outrage. It is not like he killed someone"

"We should be concerned about a Japanese attack." - Roger Goodell, December 8, 1941

That loud sound you hear isn't the sound of applause for this move , it's the sound of the Ravens' collective hamstrings snapping from all that backpedaling.

Not to give away my music tastes, but I'm fond of my squad's name, Suh Suh Sudio

Barry's Petcheckdown Receivers

I've got the simple yet effective "Haha Clinton-Dix-Pix"

Why Your Contributor Sucks: Chris Fucking Kluwe

Only 30%? I was under the impression he was halfway there

I can't stop listening to dude say peechingu ma-sheen. Seriously. No offense meant whatsoever. And a foul tip on a bunt could have cracked his skull.

So where can I get one of these newfangled Henry Rowengartner pitching machines?

A baseball weighs 149g, moving at 186 MPH, that's 379.9 ft/lbs of force (515J).

Okay, I'll be that guy.