See, this sort of thing gets wrestlers killed. First, you suplex from your sphincter, not from your back. That's a good way to screw up your spine. Secondly, the suplexee doesn't take a bump worth a damn. I mean, going at this stiff is a recipe for a broken neck. Third, unless this was a finisher, the twist is too…

Typical libtard. He's only a tool, just like a car. Outlawing him will just empower criminals because CRIMINALS DON'T FOLLOW LAWS. We need more good guys with Madison Bumgarner.

"We've got two priests in here. They'd probably vouch for me."

"After further review, it has been determined that the ball carrier was not facing Mecca at the time of his celebration; therefore the penalty stands."

yeah, city planners still use too much surface area on parking, which kills walkability in downtown areas.

Does doing donuts on a forklift count?
I almost tipped a 10-ton forklift on the cargo apron of Philadelphia International while trying to hoon it. Fortunately, the lift stayed upright and there were no witnesses.

Just wait until you see the great new running back Lo'Rem Ipsum.

Even his nose looks funny when it runs.

1. If jet fuel doesn't burn hot enough to melt steel, then how di-

9/10/14 Skip Bayless comes off as reasonable

O'Donnell: "So you never personally watched the film?"

Dammit Kyle plug in your phone.

Their earlier tweets are pretty corny and tone-deaf. But, to be fair, they say that delivery is 90% of comedy, and DiGiorno doesn't do delivery.

You fucked with Fabebd? Now Fabebd is coming to dkomeech you in the kmoilig, Ray.

"This is an outrage. It is not like he killed someone"

"We should be concerned about a Japanese attack." - Roger Goodell, December 8, 1941

That loud sound you hear isn't the sound of applause for this move , it's the sound of the Ravens' collective hamstrings snapping from all that backpedaling.

Not to give away my music tastes, but I'm fond of my squad's name, Suh Suh Sudio

Barry's Petcheckdown Receivers

I've got the simple yet effective "Haha Clinton-Dix-Pix"