Doesn't the Surface Pro (not RT version) have this ability?

Ah, misread your comment ("not interested in DS9...at the moment") as meaning that you'd never watched it. My apologies.

10101010: Loves character development; hasn't watched DS9.

You know who else remembers when Norm Macdonald torched the ESPYs?
You guessed it.

let's get this out of the way:

"Never meant to make your daughter cry /
I apologize a trillion times /
I'm sorry Ms. Jackson"
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Man, NFL Films has a lot of blurring and photoshopping ahead of them. Maybe consult the WWE for advice?

We have one woman cast member who isn't conventionally attractive and doesn't have gigantic cleavage.

I dunno. It's been my understanding that probes go IN assholes. Not vice versa :)

:Looks at degree on JimSlade's wall:
"Ooh, shit. Sorry."

This is what happens when photography majors get taken seriously.

That's a body forged by DDP Yoga if I ever saw one.

But Norm MacDonald needs an opportunity to dust off all of his old Hideki Irabu jokes...

It's slightly sad when Leisure Suit Larry is one of the better examples of how to do age verification...

Not pictured: Kevin Costner describing the the "Harb-ruder Film"

"Hat, then to the turf. Hat, then to the turf. Hat... then to the turf."

Hologram Super Bowl 48: 11 Will.I.Ams vs 11 Tupacs

Isn't "Rawalty" Prince Harry's grindr screenname?

HAMMOND: Breast
CLARKSON: Kristin Scott Thomas' Breast
MAY: Magnesia

She seems like the type to assume Joakim is an "Injun" name.