Alexander Ovechkin Would Prefer Not To Play Defense

So NBC *hasn't* abandoned their SVU tactic of just continuously switching between interchangeable blonde women..

"Course spooked."

It's not stealing $3,600 worth of bitcoins. Those coins they received came from the rewards the bitcoin system gives out for solving blocks (essentially large groups of transactions that get mathematically confirmed by miners). They didn't take anyone else's coings. The most stealing that the bot did was stealing…

JUSTIN PUGH - DOUBTFUL - CRUSH INJURY

I got a DS lite for a bargain basement price of around $50 (about 50% of what they were going for a the time) on eBay because the seller admitted that the bottom screen seemed to be separating, though this had no impact on gameplay. I correctly assumed that it wasn't a actual problem and when the system arrived,…

I'm pretty sure I sniped a ton of NCR from the mouth of that thing...

Ironic, since I associate a beach towel with something you use to cover up your shame.

Jesus, Tuesday Night Fights has gone WAY downhill..

"My concern was Jery getting the proper send off, Not my butthole"

<i>declared that the view from behind the pitcher is even better</i>

You know, you can say that all you want, but all they're worried about is that you're going to forget to warn them and suddenly their back is covered in rosin.

All I know is that the restricted area at airports has Bruce Willis running around and tumbling over conveyor belts of luggage chasing after a terrorist with a plastic gun.

After all, she's already got the liftface down pat.

Goddammit, I thought it was the whole thing. :(

Less offensive, but still wrestling related:

Working in Southern Virginia at a GameStop. Gentleman comes in with a 7-8 year old and the child wants to purchase Conker: Live and Reloaded. I turn to the gentleman and explain to him that the game is rated "Mature" and rattle off the descriptors listed on the back of the box (Blood and Gore, Intense Violence, Mature…

Look for Charles Barkley to crib this idea and introduce "NBA on TNT Ashy Wednesdays"

"It was purely a Human Resources decision. Adding a new sport takes a lot of employees to oversee, regulate, officiate, and so on. We needed to find the money somewhere and wrestling just had the highest staph costs."

Vince Russo's on the IOC committee??