What I do know is that Edwards's portly opponent takes one of the most egregious dives you will ever see.

WHYYY couldn't this have leaked YESTERDAY??

Eh, it was just a lame take on my only "white person" racial joke.

Nobody in Boston gets 18 inches of anything.

If you need the shoopable ready pic

New Reboot. Get on it Hollywood

Honestly, shouldn't all four Baltimore Super Bowls score 10/10 in "The Wire"?

I'm pretty sure Univision also covered for the blackout by playing a gong sound and then a funeral dirge.

The Hornets/Pelicans are taking a very Zen approach to their countdown.

Hipster High School Wrestler thinks analog penetration is superior.

What the Fuck. I cannot BELIEVE Fred Armisen is popular enough to be interviewed on NFL Sunday.

Jeez, Drew's really in the pocket of the Grape lobby.

I'd like to thank my Lord and savior and also Nick Denton for this opportunity.

I would pay to hear Joe Buck say EITHER of those team names.

Although it would have been awesome if the game ended in a tie at the end of 1OT and the Patriots ended up facing an amalgam of the Broncos and the Ravens.

By the way, there have to be dozens of people at the CIA pissed that Jessica Chastain gets all the credit in this movie for finding bin Laden.

provided he doesn't run into any setbacks.

Psycho Sid says you're a sissy.

Had I been listening live, I would have been SCREAMING out loud for the inevitable Freudian slip on her name.

You might just be a little Ted DiBiase-d on the subject.