OH HAI ENTENSITY.NET! I almost didn't recognize you...

"Spider-man motherfucker! THWIP!"

You know when a baseball team signs a unknown player and then in their first game, they hit like 8,000,000 home runs?

"Estimated Annual Fuel Cost: 825"

SQUAGEL MOTHERFUCKERS!

I would have thought his only hope in finding a new wife would have been to find someone young enough to have never seen Raiders of the Lost Ark.

It gets a pass from me due to being responsible for a parody video coming up with the line "Of all the muthafuckers on Earth, you the muthafuckist..."

Most of these tweets make sense since the highest technology Peter Gammons uses on a daily basis is an ENIGMA machine.

Let me just say: If this were the sort of thing that was on Gizmodo regularly. I'd be coming back a lot more often than just when I saw a relevant link at the bottom of another Gawker page. This was informative, well thought out and brought attention to a relevant tech issue that many readers might encounter.

Tebow and the Push

How hard must it have been, for the WWE sound guy, to resist "accidentally" cueing Tazz's theme when Jerry Lawler made his return?

Justin Roberts thinks that choke was a little weak.

Very much enjoyed "Nexus". When, roughly, will the next book come?

In West Dalnerechensk, born and raised /

How do mortgage lenders feel about borrowers making extra payments? I had a professor that recommended making your regular mortgage payment every month then also sending in a separate payment of whatever extra you could afford. I imagine that makes things incredibly complicated, but it's supposed to make you pay less…

Hoo boy. According to Fox, the Giants went 256 games without being shutout.

Always Sunny

This is what happens when the girl you like is a crappy AA sponsor.

Can we get one with "Fan Fiction Friday" with a cross through it "No Smoking" style?

All I know is that Schwartz has to be the #1 seed for funniest hair-tossing-motion.