“Someone find out what his 40 time is. I have an idea.” - Rex Ryan

Nope. It’s not. In any way, in fact.

We’re not, though. In any way.

Bingo. If you want exact advice on what’s going to work for you, you need to get a full panel of related blood tests and cultures done and studied by a doctor and/or gastroenterologist and then take their results to a medical nutritionist.

Heh, go consult the internet on whether a treadmill is enough exercise to generate weight loss and compare your search results with me losing 65 lbs. using one.

That’s exactly what it was. I’m not ashamed to say that The Concourse and Adequate Man made me a more adequate man.

Joke’s on you and them! Look at this artist’s rendering of the new Radiers Stadium just prior to kickoff!

Yup. Don’t get it twisted. The Concourse was basically Maxim or FHM Online, just a much more helpful version that didn’t make you feel like a fucking caveman for reading it. It might have touched on politics her and there, but it was never intended, pre-Gawker-death, to be a dumping ground for Hamilton Nolan’s hot…

Yeah, but click on it. Unless they fixed it within the past few days, it takes you to, like 11 articles total from the past 7 years.

It’s almost certainly because NJ doesn’t sell beer/wine in grocery stores, but here we don’t have receipt checkers for self-checkout. If you were surreptitious about it, you could ring up 3/4 of the shit in your cart as bananas and you’d never have an issue unless you needed to return some of it.

Apples... poop?

That is a man who plans to flash his half-erect penis at some elementary schoolers.

Bingo. He’s a technically-rich poor guy who learned everything he knows about the rich from movies and TV.

I was thinking “it’s rare when you read ‘This team has three _______s. Two of them are bad.’ and you cannot possibly figure out which one is supposed to be good.”

Is Suh even good anymore? I know he was, but it seems like the only thing he really puts any effort into anymore is ankle twisting and ball-stomping.

I get why people are not enamored with Clinton, but I don’t get why people refuse to get engaged and vote for her.

I know what it represents, I know it’s a weirdly awful MSPaint job and have no idea what it has to do with this debate, but I’ve been giggling like an idiot since I saw it. +1

“You let ISIS win when you ate the last of the frozen buffalo wings, asshole.”

“I just don’t understand how any victim can sit next to Trump.”