Literally the most asinine comment made in this thread.  Here’s your star.

Feeling cunty today Lauren?  Sure sounds like it.  Fuck off.

In some instances, that’s a correct analysis. But yesterday on the 3 or 4 at issue, it was not. It’s no different than the call at the end of the Virginia-Auburn game. If the defender leaves his feet and lands towards the shooter (regardless of the shooter’s motion) and there is contact, it’s a defensive foul. Harden…

“Much more talented”?  What a fucking joke.  The Spurs should have won it, Pop should shoulder the blame for this one (just like he should for blowing the Spurs-Heat series the Spurs lost; and credit about bringing them back to win in 5 v. the same Heat after that devastating loss) but that none of his players knew…

I don’t think you put in enough B and D into that. I hope he goes to prison and someone treats him like he has apparently treated his child and his wife (in every respect).*

Your 2017 MVP, Deadspin tools!

Agreed, a flat tax for all would be best.  No deductions, etc., just a level of income we all agree is necessary for each household (depending upon the size - single, married, married with X kids, etc.) and then a flat tax on every penny above that.  Index card tax returns, etc.  And no withholding.  Everyone fills…

Take a listen to Todd Snider’s “In the Beginning” - I expect you’ll enjoy it.  The envious first wanted to kill those they envied, so those that were envied came up with religion to keep the poor from murdering the rich, and I’ll be damned if that isn’t still needed today, only the poor (and their sympathizers) see no…

Maybe they should get a different job?  Entitled whiners.  No different than all you shitheads trying to affect Chick-Fil-A’s bottom line because the guy that happens to own the company has different political views than you do (in other words, nothing to do with the actual product being produced).  Fuck off.

Snowflakes everywhere!

Keep on fucking that chicken!

Weird.  This scumbag of a lawyer was found to be practicing law, extorting people, etc. in the most scum-baggiest of ways?  Who’d have thought that?  It’s almost like his whole modus operandi is extortion and other forms of what amounts to what most people think of as blackmail, not negotiation.  He’s a piece of shit,…

It’s more like the NFL HOF than the baseball one, I guess. It’s only about the stuff that occurs on the field/in the ring, no character considerations. After all, Peter King was recently sort of contemplating whether a serial rapist should be put into Canton. And on the other hand, the MLB HOF is now meaningless…

Sounds legit. After all, it’d be against “the unwritten rules” to prepare for a season by actually doing the situational things. Like trying to get the lead runner or look him back to his base when there is 1 out and a grounder is hit to an IF.

Assume you are aware of this:

Houston’s food scene - at least in terms of variety and depth of quality of those varieties (due to being the most diverse city in the US) - is unparalleled. I am sure there are BETTER places to eat elsewhere, but as a whole, Houston is the place to be if you want to try something you have not before (Vietnamese takes…

Yes, and it’s this point - that “we” lose a lot - that the author of this piece seems not to understand when he states that the professional gambler’s desire to be on the minority side of any action as “a strange system.” Vegas casinos were built by the sheep, those who take the Pats laying 3 touchdowns on the road in…

Re: the crime of conspiracy theory re-tweets: when it is over and the Mueller investigation (and any others related thereto) end up with no evidence of Trump campaign collusion (that was not, at its start, organized and/or orchestrated by the O White House and Clinton Campaign), but ample evidence that what the…

Those last two can get lost, and we will instead slide Just Got Paid and Beer Drinkers and Hell Raisers in their place.

Especially if you’re using them properly.