Referring to anyone writing for Deadspin as a “journalist,” or making the assumption that they are such, is likely at the root of your problem. This place is the E! Channel of “sports” coverage. It’s really just a bunch of people with the political views of any other 15-25 year old trying to shove them into the…

Amazing the value being assigned to Trevor Ariza, 0 for game 7 from three, is being assigned by those who also state they never watched the Rockets because basketballpurity, etc.  He wasn’t a key cog.  PJ Tucker replicated his skills at a high level for most of this past year.  Trevor Ariza was such a key player he…

The same things they’ve been doing beating every other team in the West consistently for about 3 years?  Maybe that will work......some more.

You’re assuming a lot about D’Antoni.  When he didn’t have an MVP level talent on his teams (see NY Knicks) he was an utter and complete failure.  Even with Nash and now Harden, he cannot get a team over the hump.  

Any of the past few seasons where Harden was the only all-NBA caliber player on a team which were the only non-Lebron led team to actually challenge the Warriors? It was basically Harden v. Curry/Klay/Durant the last couple of years. CP3 is still good, but not that level. He’s more like a slower and less all-around…

Yep, time to ban cellphones from the stadiums.  Also, let’s mandate full kevlar outfits for all those in the lower bowls.

RED HERRING ALERT!!!!!!!

It is; and the Astros’ home field netting goes as far down the line as any other ballpark does.  I thought it was a little odd how quickly AJ Hinch noted that when the broadcast started addressing what was happening in real time.  That guy is not only a great manager, but apparently his oversight extends to always…

They aren’t?  If there is anything that’s a good thing out there, Deadspin’s snowflakes will find a way to take a shit in everyone’s mouth who enjoys it.  Rest assured.

Actually, it is. There’s this thing called the internet and it has a whole lot of really useful information for those willing to look for it and smart enough to put a string of words together into google that will return applicable results. Bet you could spend maybe an hour and figure out where netting ends at every…

No one buys that a ChizzDippler can afford season tickets.

I take it this is Exhibit A that your head still cannot produce the funny? Also, it’s too long.  In sum, it’s the bizarro version of your dick a/k/a your shortest joke?

I can only assume you hate this guy b/c he’s friendly with Simmons (a sometimes valid position). Especially given you did so as far back as the OKC days based on the embedded link above. And your argument then was the by-then widely ridiculed “keeping it real” bullshit Chapelle shattered roughly a decade earlier.

Link?

What an idiotic blog.

The height of dumb-ass-hatness right here. Congrats!

So you are saying you are a far-left progressive, I see.  Use your illusion.

I think Harden would be as surprised as anyone that there is an idiot out there dumb enough to think that he wrote this report.  I assume you eat your own boogers and shit.

Ignorance is a helluva drug.  And apparently illiteracy too.  Can’t read?  Then make an argument based on erroneous assumptions to make your envy feel justified.  Fuck off Crumley.

Congratulations on your largely ignored Twitter account. Keep fucking that chicken.