Her child's name is Tony Pepperoni.

He has executed prisoners before, but before they die, he gives them a magnificently soulful yet melancholy look that makes their entire life worth living.

So do you brood, or do you glower?

FWIW, I find Sansa far less annoying than Daenerys.

Maybe if she just bonks her on the head or something?

Dollars to mini-donuts….

Clearly it was written with all the heartfelt sincerity of Donald Trump renouncing white nationalist groups.

Okay, my new theory is that this was designed primarily as a joke but secondarily as a cash grab (hence the $47 price tag) because most of Trump's alt-right fan boys are either irony-deficient or know something is ironic but like to pretend it's actually serious anyways. So they'll shell out heavy money for something…

With just enough straight acting to let people wonder if it was intended as a parody or not.

I hereby invoke Poe's Law.

New York City is almost like a boyfriend to me.

I'd like to see them go in and out of a set of doors in a long hallway.

And got laid.

But she would have to stop every minute and make an overly dramatic speech.

You would presume that…..in fact, Drogon was played by Earl Hickman, none other than Wilson from TV's Home Improvement.

Ah, right. My bad.

Jorah, forever the Friendzoned.

He's also his own grandpa.

Congratulations Jon Snow in managing to escape Dragonstone without all the long-lost brother-sister coitus that we all were swearing would go down.

I went to a Wegman's once when visiting my friend in New Jersey. He praised it mainly for the ability to shuck your own corn.