Little known fact: #2 was actually The Fifth Element, but the AV Club secretly swapped its identity with the crap-fest known as Face/Off in a ingenious, incredibly unrealistic and way overacted plan to spring it to the top of the Best of 1997 movie ratings.

The absolutely ridiculous dove-infested funeral scene pretty much kills any chance Face/Off could be considered a great movie even in an ironic sense.

Goodfellas is overrated.

Oh, for crissakes, he's fleeing the interview! He's fleeing the interview!

Big fan of #1.

I'm holding out for Law and Hodor myself.

I'm going to enjoy the movie's brief alluding flashback to Donald Trump's visit to Moscow in 2013, with a shot of Trump with a crooked grin on his face sitting in the darkened corner of a hotel room, while in the foreground you see two Russian prostitutes pissing on the bed in front of him, and with the Russian…

So there will be an unnecessary reference to the Kardashian daughters in it?

Listen, I'm half Ukrainian so I absolutely love the Ukrainian people and everything about the Ukrainian culture, but I'm going to be completely honest and say that the notion that the Ukrainian government was in any position to be powerful enough to collude and influence the US elections is one of the most laughable…

The cockroach demographic is going to love the movie.

*Somebody* tipped them off!

Oh jeez, you want a lot count? Fine, I'll give you a damn lot count. You darn tootin….

Mueller is seen standing in the background overseeing his men, wearing a fedora and a trenchcoat.

Korn never fully digests.

I'm sorry….who?

I liked "Angry Johnny" but I found "Hey Pretty" (the version with her brother's dubbed over lyrics) to be one of the most annoyingly obnoxious and self-indulgent songs ever.

I remember giving up on my local alt-rock station when they started playing Eminem.

Natalie Imbruglia is underrated in general.

"Go fuck yourself."—Tom Petty*

"I'll Be" just struck me as a song that a guy with little imagination would use to propose to his girlfriend in an awkwardly public setting.