Given the artist, I assume that song will make great background music.

The one that says DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM, Y’ALL?

You’d think a guy bragging about building a wall could manage a few curtains.

Missing from the FB post: links to resources people can call to report/help addicts, decency, empathy.

And welcome to the black experience.

I was on AirBnB’s site the other day and I saw all kinds of pictures of black people showing up to rent homes and apartments on their pages. So I just naturally assumed they were as diverse and racially sensitive as every community college catalog I’ve ever seen.

He’s all stocked up with a case of Campbell’s for each week in the season, another for each bowl day, and his special bowl is ready

Thank god I’m a librarian. The day they enforce a ban on Easy Spirit shoes and threadbare cardigans is the day I turn in my retirement papers.

Only in Philadelphia could a group of people make light of the Holocaust and somehow have that not be the most racist thing in the story.

“I won an Emmy for playing a woman dying of leukemia on L.A. Law, starring Harry Hamlin and Susan Dey.”

There is nothing about this lady that is comical.

Exclusive footage of the Trump economic team in action.

I am surpised at the amount of Steve’s. I would have assumed it would be a bunch of Dick’s.

Is this gonna turn into some goddamn logic puzzle? The staffer who ranked Andy Capp the highest was NOT the staffer that ranked Garfield above Peanuts. One staffer whose last name ends with “n” ranked Ziggy and Cathy the same....

Because the Trumps are bullies. And bullies only trade in the language of strength and dominance because anything else is weakness.

Five current and former players told the Post that Lonergan told them Nero wanted to masturbate to their practice tapes in his office,

If the FDA would like to recommend a better way to eat my feelings I’d love to hear it.

fielders shifted to left field when he batted

One time I saw Blake Lively out shopping. She had huge sunglasses on, but I recognized her almost immediately. In fact, I have this weird habit where when I see a celebrity, my first thought is, “oh hey I recognize this person so it must be a friend of mine.” So as I walked passed her and noticed her, I opened my…

After being mauled by a shark whose name is never revealed