More like bro-tox.

So many thoughts:

I was having a debate in step with this the other night. My main point is that it’s troubling that Sanders is continuing a campaign supposedly to exercise the will of the people, but the people have spoken and they didn’t pick him. To continue on with this just shows he’s not really that different from every other old…

“Welcome home,” the roach said to its new companion. “I have traveled far and wide - from the toilet to the garbage, to the wilds underneath the couch - and now I have found you, Donald.”

Bobby can get us Hamilton tickets.

Much like South Park, Schumer fearlessly tackles taboo subjects like incest and bodily excretions, except she’s a person, not a cartoon.

With female autobots there are plenty of signs.

Owlbligatory.

At my next job interview I’m going to put on my Republican Logic Hat™ and tell my perspective boss that I hate their company, have no relevant experience for the position, and that I don’t plan on doing anything once I’m hired except prevent all my co-workers from getting their jobs done.

My kids showed it to me!

Far more common than who thought? Because I’m pretty sure most women are not surprised by the news that when rapists get away with one rape, they go commit more. That’s what happens when a society doesn’t take rape as seriously as it should.

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This honestly is not where most of the stoppage occurs. The bottle neck point is the xray machine. I always have to wait to push my bin through the machine and I never reach the other side without having to wait. And there is never a gap between bins. From this one can easily infer that to increase line speed the TSA…

You’re god-damn right! By the time people have access to a bin they’re 30 seconds from the x-ray machines, plus each airport seems to have different rules about how your luggage is to be divided (shoes on or off, belts on or off, everything in one bin or laptops in a separate bin, shoes in a bin or put through loose,…

That does happen and it’s annoying, but usually it doesn’t matter because the line waiting for the body scanner is already 4-5 deep because there’s only one body scanner for every two baggage scanners.

While an idiot can hold up the line forever (almost missed a flight due to some dude and his wife packing his entire medicine cabinet of essential oils and liquids), I think the different rules at different airports is the biggest issue for crowd control.

Game Maker: “We have listened to fan complaints and have changes some aspects of our game accordingly.”

I missed old uniforms of short shorts. Man if you got it flaunt it, show some leg.

A lot of people are acting surprised about Battfleck, but I really have to ask something, because every time we go through another “Bat Man Cycle”, we keep getting cries of “No one will do it better than ‘x’ actor”, which for the most part are always proven wrong.

Can we safely assume that the role of Batman isn’t that…