A woman’s right to choose is not negotiable.

We all know he uses the Batroom.

“And don’t get me started on United. At least Hitler never forcibly removed anybody without a REALLY good reason.”

Because it’s the only approved word processing software at my employer.

He’s a paid public official, doofus, who was acting in an official capacity representing DHS. Take your uninformed libertarian bullshit somewhere else.

We all know the popular vote doesn’t count.

Yet you expect those of us who do not make semen to happily have it squirted on us, even in our faces, and to eat it. Please. Men are wimps.

If you’re willing to be the back half of a moose, I’ve got a plan...

“For the record, I will never get tired of watching ice melt.”

Exactly what I expected at Trump’s inauguration—white sheets.

But it feels so real, you know? And that’s what’s important.

Sign me up! I’ll take some of that sweet sweet protest money. And it sounds like this pays way better than “sexual assault victim, trying to ruin a man’s life for money and fame.” Although probably not as well as climate change scientest or big pharma vaccine shill. On the plus side I don’t even think it will cause a…

“Old man doesn’t understand how voting works, wants someone to tell him how to feel about things: The story of the 2016 Election.”

How is poorly conceived political opinion formed?

Grift and Graft the Kleptocrat brothers.

That hack Shakespeare never had the vision to make JarJar Binks a galactic senator.

Kind of a low ranking for the Fridge. At a minimum, I’m sure he’s well versed in EnergySTAR certification, which has to count for something at DOE.

Perrys Who Should Run the Department of Energy, Ranked

Nah, it was invented because people who either don’t understand or don’t give a crap about considering the concerns of marginalized people needed something to shout into the void.

Pretty rude giving us these pictures then taking them away.