Several times? Numerous times? Give us a number!

“How many students said I exposed myself?” said Sharkey.

she says she was “fully mentally prepped” to be raped by the men, and adds, “I just prayed that Kourtney’s going to have a normal life after she sees my dead body on the bed.”

The Monterey Bay Aquarium is the best aquarium. Fight me.

“Of course I’m going to do it. Do you have any idea how many egg rolls you can get for $55,000?”

Are we great again yet?

“I don’t want no shemale sittin’ on the pot next to a bunch of teenage boys who’re all sweaty and stanky from gym class (hopefully cuz o’ wrastlin’) tryin’ ta ketch a look at ‘em over the tops of the stalls. Tryin’ to get an eyeful of them sweet, lithe, muscular haunches all bulging and straining, tryin’ to squeeze…

I feel like this about so many of these issues. I want to sit these people down and let them know that normal people do not spend all their time thinking about where people go to the bathroom and what kind of sex their neighbors are having.

I wouldn’t normally recommend Game of Thrones methods of shaming for the general public but in this case, I’ll allow it.

Joe Biden should invite all the players that are not attending over dinner and video games.

Can’t wait to hear what Frederick Douglas thinks about all this.

At least 20%. Even for bad service. You never know if they didn’t have proper training or they may be having a bad day.

It hit the target, so it wasn’t Osweiler

As someone who went through a Holocaust memoir phase in middle school, I have to say that this sentence is pretty cool. Those books had a really strong effect on me.

I’d really like if more of the juvenile justice system were things like this. Throwing kids into detention centers rarely makes them into better citizens (surprise surprise); I’d much rather see a focus on service and education that helps tie kids into the community.

Even their booing of Goodell is tainted. Everyone else hates him because of bullshit like punishing weed worse than domestic violence, covering up CTE, or arbitrary bullshit like punishing players for celebrating or wearing the wrong shoes.

I love the Root on Monday mornings, always ready to take shit head on. Good Morning, Michael!

I still think that the Obamas’ first act after BHO left the seat should have been an Instagram photo from the shores of Kenya. Middle fingers optional.