There’s no reason NOT to have them go to space.

But will they go into outer space?

They should have just used a CGI Kenny Baker

Can we jettison C3PO? Anyone else with me on this?

Jars of pee organized by color and weight.

Let’s keep in mind how much Adele has put the Grammys through the ringer, as we reflect on how poorly the Grammys do not look for a change.

AND I AM THEEE RHOMBUSSSS

They must have a Pete Carroll sex tape.

It’s never a bad time to be a mediocre white man in America.

Sarkisian and Kiffin inexplicably keep landing on their feet despite being huge d-bags.

Makes sense when you correct the typo. ‘CBA’ should be ‘CBD’.

Yeah...what are the chances that Phil Jackson’s obsession with the triangle offense mostly has to do with its reputation for being incredibly complicated and complex? The dude is preoccupied with seeming like he’s the smartest man in the room, to the point that he’s often incomprehensible. 

I’m thinking he’s going with the fact that Sark is an under-qualified asshole, which, you might have noticed, tends to get you promoted to high positions in government these days. So the only thing left to debate is which office will Sark run for after he gets fired in 18 months?

Sad to see Sarkisian won’t be taking college kids under his tutelage anymore. How else are they supposed to learn the delicate balance of being a high-functioning alcoholic, or, when that inevitably fails, how to successfully run a redemption-story campaign? You know, the important life skills.

Hang on, wait, Iceman is an Omega-level mutant? I know I’ve not read an X-Men comic in well over a decade, but is he actually on a level with Phoenix??

Cutty Sark doesn’t stay in port for too long.

That booger-eating bastard coached one game for us, lost it, and then jumped ship. Saban has got to stop operating a halfway house for disgraced USC castoffs.

Third rule in Latino families: leave your wife after she donates her organs to you.

That was Lovecraftian AF.

I’m calling it right now... Eleven is the main antagonist of the next season. She becomes Gozer and Will becomes Vince Clothor the key Master. Barbra makes her return as Zuul.