Could it be a remake of The Incredible Mr. Limpet?

I find it fascinating how these guys consume media. Richard Spencer (leader of the”alt-right” ) claims his favorite show is Firefly. Trump claims his favorite movies is CitIzen Kane (He identifies with Kane).

How are their brains processing that media into something that doesn’t chafe against their ideology? The Trump…

Or a Netflix prequel show?!?!

I am one with the force, and the force is with me.

Alongside the Guardians of the Whills that Chirrut and Baze are associated with...

That’s two tasty pick sixes for Bama today.

Reporter: Did you see they caught you on camera?

Or, more simply, just use a syringe full of air that would induce death.

Is there a celebrity with a higher success to talent ratio than Kathy Griffin? She’s the Kiss of comedians.

McDonald’s is Eugenics? Public school are eugenics? Words do not have a meaning anymore, I’d like fish in my coffee, hat!

His turbans must be cutting off blood flow to his brain.

Wait, what? You’re calling a guy who hit and ran a pregnant woman while coked out of his mind, then coming back to retrieve a bag full of cash from his car, a cheater and a drug user? GTFO.

I have a four-year-old daughter, and I’m honestly terrified of her getting older because of this, because of misogyny, because of everything.

Wait, wait. These guys got off? (dildo jokes aside.) What about the damage to Federal property? What about the threats against the FBI? What about the trashing of the Native American artifacts? What about their still-unpaid grazing bills?

money is more important.

I’m curious why Subway didn’t part ways with Fogle upon getting multiple complaints about his behaviours. Seem obvious, no?

I definitely deserve to burn in hell for this one.