The real question is if Ivanka has seen an orange one.

this is the real story here folks

We dumb. We needz dat eksplaned.

Ha ha, a bass player putting down a drummer!

Sounds like he missed a unique opportunity to punch a Beatle in the dick.

Understandable. To be honest, McCartney does seem to have an invisible touch. I mean, take a look at him now, and it’s clear how we could be living in a land of confusion where Philly, Philly could lose his number.

(To be clear, Collins is saying “You fuck” as in, “You are a fuck.” Not as in, “You fornicate.”)

He also appears in Bud ads, which is probably not something a recovering alcoholic should be doing.

“I wasn’t an alcoholic, but I was doing it too much.”

If he doesn’t believe in Xenu then he’ll never cross the Bridge to Total Freedom. They don’t like their participants to waffle on the bridge, they need to make money after all.

Yeah but you still have to believe in Xenu in order to buy into all the ‘technology’, so sorry but you’re still a fucking lunatic.

Poor girl. She’s gonna get Lohan’d if no one is careful with her.

Same. All sorts of red flags...

This left me feeling gross. She’s a kid for fucks sake. She shouldn’t be saving her family from bankruptcy.

I conte believe this.

The reason he was terminated is Clear.

The upside to all of this is that with a crappier record, they won’t be on TV as much and we won’t have to listen to that stupid....fucking....USC....march THAT THEIR BAND PLAYS ENDLESSLY AND DRIVES ME FUCKING CRAZY.

Sounds like enough to drive a coach to drink!

The over/under on Helton’s tenure is 5.5 games.

Diner: “Can I have the double bacon cheeseburger, fries, beer and the injured player walk-through special please.”

Waiter: “Would you like the special teams player injury or can I interest you in upgrading to a starter?”