I agree. It’s SHITTY storytelling.

Narratively, I have no problem with this development. People exist in this world to die horribly.

To everybody upset for one reason or another: stop watching. Trust me, you’ll feel so much better.

The real question is if Ivanka has seen an orange one.

this is the real story here folks

Turns out that child was born in the year 8000 and used public time travel technology to go back in time and partake in the time capsule. And his favorite hobby was reading about internet culture from the 2010's and wanted to leave his mark on it.

HEY HOLLYWOOD! HERES A FREEBEE FOR YOU!

As a fan of all things Middle-Earth I just have to add this little detail, showing what the story meant to Tolkien and his wife.

We dumb. We needz dat eksplaned.

Ha ha, a bass player putting down a drummer!

Sounds like he missed a unique opportunity to punch a Beatle in the dick.

Understandable. To be honest, McCartney does seem to have an invisible touch. I mean, take a look at him now, and it’s clear how we could be living in a land of confusion where Philly, Philly could lose his number.

(To be clear, Collins is saying “You fuck” as in, “You are a fuck.” Not as in, “You fornicate.”)

He also appears in Bud ads, which is probably not something a recovering alcoholic should be doing.

“I wasn’t an alcoholic, but I was doing it too much.”

If he doesn’t believe in Xenu then he’ll never cross the Bridge to Total Freedom. They don’t like their participants to waffle on the bridge, they need to make money after all.

Yeah but you still have to believe in Xenu in order to buy into all the ‘technology’, so sorry but you’re still a fucking lunatic.

Poor girl. She’s gonna get Lohan’d if no one is careful with her.

Same. All sorts of red flags...