You don’t die from the fall, you die from the sudden stop.

I wouldn’t be so worried about “the little death that brings total obliteration” as “the big fall onto very sharp rocks and more literal obliteration and lots of pain.”

I don't know how this writer kept her composure. I would have openly laughed at him.

My dream: 500 million children balling up the straw wrapping paper, sticking it in the straw, and blow-gunning it into the eye of the kid sitting across from her on the bus.

“We consume 500 million straws each day. The equivalent of 127 school buses filled with straws. It’s disgusting, ” Adrian Grenier declares the minute I sit down, brandishing a plastic straw that the waiter had forgotten to remove. “There should be children in those school buses, going to school, to learn, not straws,”…

One of those old standby theories on how to judge someone on your first date with them is to watch their interaction and tip to the server. Not surprised that he fails like the fucking douche he is.

As I’ve said before, both Matt McGorry & Adrian Grenier likely have dozens of dead bodies buried in their back yard. Watch out, ladies!

Anybody who "lectures" a waiter, about anything at all, is a tool. Give your order and shut up.

is he high??? please tell me he is high on straws??

“When drivers start ripping into other drivers on a personal level, it’s probably an indicator of a much deeper problem.”

Kafkaesque Redneck Theater.

Yaeh that’s some psycho bullshit right there but it didn't change the fact that Stewart is a fucking cunt murderer

In all fairness Stewart didn’t kill Newman so it’s a step up from his normal anger driven actions.

Randy Newman would have made short work of this since they have no reason to live.

This proves it. Gingers really don't have souls.

Mythbusters went lame years and years ago. This new show sounds like an even less necessary copy of Outrageous Acts of Science.

I don’t know, this just kind of sounds like more Imperialist propaganda from the Galactic Empire to me.

No.

Counterpoint: nah.