Your chili dogs make Skyline look like Eleven Madison Park.

hahahahaha!!! dying over here!!! that place is always blasting Go-Go!

This isn’t a question. Seriously. Always simply look at whatever Trump said, and the truth is almost always the exact opposite.

Police: “Freeze!”

My monthly Democrate just came in the mail and all
I got was some stupid Obama poster and an autographed photo of Cher. I was expecting weed, or explosives. Fuck you, Democrate.

This is my moment in the ketchup-flavored sun.

“Let’s just say sea level rise moved me.
TO A BIGGER HOUSE”

“That’s what I keep telling everybody.”

Lifelong Lions fan here. Can confirm this is the case.