When your brand identity is dominated by styling that looks like it was focus grouped at Trump rallies, your brand identity needs some reflection and self-examination. I swear to God, somewhere in the focus-group verbatims you’ll find some comments about how having a giant-ass grille in someone’s hybrid’s rearview and…

Engineering school.  They MADE me write in all caps all the time.

I often will adjust my side mirror so that the light goes right back at the driver of the truck.

If you feel like a man, then by golly you go right ahead and have a man.

I’ve seen a lot of trucks that are lifted with big tires, etc and still go to work every single day. Look at all the horse hauling and farm trucks that pull heavy equipment around all the time and have 6+” lifts with 38+” tires.

I already do to ensure people can read my handwriting.

That’s the only thing I will give Chevy credit for. At least their headlights are higher than the roof of my car like Ford.

Worse, Ram just straight up stole the Rebel’s grille from Jake the Adventuretime dog’s face.

You forgot about the Overly Intense Headlights that shine in your back window day or night right at eye level for anything less intimidatingly tall. I have to shade my rear view mirrors with my hands so that I can see.

It’s a well known fact among radiator enthusiasts that chunks of children and elderly pedestrians, pressed through grilles, offer effective cooling assistance to standard radiator fluid.

The $7,500 tax credit is absurd to begin with as we would be better off simply mandating all vehicles becoming a hybrid with at minimum 1 KWh battery pack. Ram hybrid eTorque with a 0.43 KWh battery pack gaining 2 mpg (12% gain) would be the emissions reduction equivalent of a Prius gaining 19 mpg. Acura MDX hybrid…

I like your choice of words, because I’ll bet Trump would love it if cars ran off steam & coal.

replaced the ball joints and arms in mine last weekend!

That is why I just bought my used model S. HOV lane will save me almost 15 minutes each way on my commute and electric will save $300 in gas a month ( I have solar and used model S still have free super charging).

Honestly, EVs already have enough steam ahead that this should be fine. 

My mom special ordered a 2000 with leather interior, 5-speed manual and the “awd”. Currently replacing ball joints on it and then will drive it for another 5+ years. 

Hammond.

Gives her child a stupid-ass name.

Maybe don’t name your child something moronic if you don’t want yourself (and your child) ridiculed for the rest of their life. And this from a guy who named his son after his favorite Top Gear presenter.

I did miss that little bit off to the right. Sorry.